Deer Tucker an Taz,

I is so sorree you hafta do that tu! I hafta have those eye lotions tu, I hate that....I try an try to get outa daddees armz, but its no use!

Maybee we can all sharpin r clawz together...my meowmee doeznt like bein touched with my clawz...dos ur meowmees??

Ur buddee,
Micah