This morning as I was getting dressed and putting on some makeup, I glanced down and read the label on the bottle.

It says: WARNING

1. For external use only......o.k. I am with you so far, don't drink it!

2. Keep out of eyes......well, yes, I suppose there is something else for red eyes.........

3. Discontinue use if signs of irritation appear........now that makes sense.

4. Do not use on infants????...o.k.

WHAT??? - let me read this again, yup, it says don't use on infants. I started to laugh. I suppose if you have had an ugly kid, no amount of makeup will ever hide that fact.

But shouldn't it say - don't use on cats, dogs, birds, fish?

Obviously the possibility of impending war has me grasping for just about anything that will give me a chuckle!