Merlin, it'z Maddie.... I say GUD FUR YOU!!! Yer my hero! My mom made a peenut butter and jelly samich fer a snack the udder day and she always gives Lexi and me pieces of bread ... we love bread but she don't give us much. She sez it'll make us fat or sumtin'. Anyways, she is dumb cuz she left the samich on her plate on the kitchen counter and it was wiff-in my reach so I took a nibble. I'da gotten the whole thing down but she's quick! Well, not too quick - or too smart.
She wuzn't happy 'bout that. But I thawt it wuz funny. She noze me and that I'm a nawty dog.... she still needz sum trainin'

Hope mom letz you off da hook soon.... bein' in the doghouse stinks! My mom alwayz caves when I look at her with my "eyes" - I got the look down pat! But, I have a feeling that the yucky obeediantz school is in my future... bummer.