Originally posted by jenluckenbach
Spoken in chorus by 13 outraged cats
"Auntie Johanna, We need a lawyer in order to sue for slander!!!"

A hush comes over the room when I add
"In order for it to be slander, it has to be untrue"


"OH"


Cats, I am on my way! Don't let meowmie 'trick' you! While normally the truth is a complete defense, this time, we WILL find a loophole