LOL... that's hilarious
One of my neighbors is NOT a dog lover AT ALL... He glares at people walking their dogs by his house, tells them off if their dog walks in his yard (especially if they urinate), and one day he nailed a sign by his mail box that says "This box is for the mail, not a dog's tail"... he irritates me. The street is city property (and technically so is about 3 feet into "his" yard )
anyway, sorry to gripe... that man just makes me mad