Wow! Dearest Elvis, you are absolutely stunning! What a gorgeous young Polish Chicken you are, with those beautiful-patterned feathers and that amazing hairpiece! You indeed look like a true punk rocker, even though you have the most docile and quiet personality. You enjoy taking dust baths and foraging for bugs and fresh grass, and at night you like to roost with your three Polish-chicken best friends, Tina Eggturner, Buck Buck Bjork, and Aretha Chicken. You're very mild-mannered, a true gentleman of a rooster! You and your family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!

Congratulations, darling Elvis, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Tina Eggturner, Buck Buck Bjork, and Aretha Chicken and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.