The Top 9 Signs You're Spoiling Your Pet


9> The goldfish have limo service from their castle to their
sunken treasure.

8> You hire a Kitty Groomer? No problem.
Kitty Psychiatrist? Getting warmer.
Kitty Fluffer? Bingo.

7> Once a week, instead of plain ol' fish food sprinkled into the
tank, you treat them to a tablespoon of bacon grease.

6> Your cat is always nice to you.

5> You call in sick when she's asleep on your feet in the morning.

4> He refuses to mount the breeding bitch you bring in until you
warm her up for him.

3> You send him to a private obedience school. In Switzerland.

2> Begging at the dinner table is downright weird for a hamster.

and the Number 1 Sign You're Spoiling Your Pet...

1> You slam three pots of coffee every night because your cat
likes to sleep on a vibrating bed.