Dearest Jiggles, you are stunning! What a beautiful Green Iguana you are. And what a terrific companion you are to your dear Mom! She's home with the kids all day, and she needed a hobby, and you turned out to be the perfect one. She even took you to the Reptile Show, where you were the star attraction! You're a real little clown, and you don't like baths. You and she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Mom has a wise message for us: "Green Iguanas are great pets, but only to people that are knowledgeable about them. And they are not for everyone, do your research before getting one of these guys!"
Congratulations, darling Jiggles, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom and Dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
Last edited by phesina; 05-06-2020 at 01:41 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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