Dearest Eddie, what a beautiful Amazon Parrot you are! Your feathers have so many pretty colors, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big eyes and that beak that looks as if you're smiling (and you probably are!). And what a wonderful story you have to tell! You've been with your dear people ever since you were two days old. Your mother was gone, and your new people bottle-fed you, from a tiny baby to the gorgeous guy we see today.
You are very smart, too. You mimic your dear people but not when someone says a curse word! You know all your people's names, too. Parrots live a long time, and they have made plans so that you will always have a home in which you are loved and cared for. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Eddie, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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