Dear Edwina,
Gabe here. I have come to my senses and have decided to cut back on my beer consumption as well as mind my manners around female kitties. I have seen the light. Will you reconsider us getting together another time? I know you have many suitors now, and of course, you have Fister, your first love. I will wait for your answer before getting any more involved with Miley. (She is a bit of a pill you know!)
Love always,
Gabe
P. S. I am reading the paper, to try to improve my English.
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