Garden Excess?

[Angel's Human]

I had to laugh this afternoon.

I went down cellar to check on the onions the kids were supposed to pick, wash, and lay out to dry.

We planted roughly 600 onion sets in the spring.

Sitting on the tarp in the basement were about 10-15 pounds of onions.

I started to get irritated, figuring they had shammed out of finishing the job. When I went out to check the garden, however, I had to laugh. They had, indeed, picked all but a few of the onions. Where did the rest go?

The only problem I have with our onions is the anger. If I had to rate them on a scale of 1 to10, weakest being 1, and 10 being strongest, I would have to say 25, and explain my answer with "You go try to chop those onions without having to stop after five seconds."