11.) Maybe it's a good thing his kid didn't take after his parents.





12.) And by "Commit To Be Fit," we mean eating a bag of mini donuts instead of full-sized ones.


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13.) Uh... thanks sweetie. That's nice.





14.) Speeding away in the irony mobile.


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15.) I feel like there was a more efficient way to order this.


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16.) You're cute and all, but could you maybe try and get some of the gas in the tank?


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17.) 'Cause this is definitely how the internet works.


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18.) Douchebag in paradise.





19.) Maximum flexibility, minimum clean up.


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20.) Did you remember to pack the kid?