If every day is a gift, the ones these people had were nicely-wrapped boxes shot from cannons that whizzed by their heads. If you’ve come any closer to dying than these people, you’re a lousy liar or some sort of one-upping ghost.

Oblivious12



It's more dangerous to ride in the passenger's side of a car for a reason. This isn't it.

Bigfloppy



HeroinHorse




WHALE-P, time to go home.

Bertons






Whoa.

Knotritenaou



seanjohn




"On second thought, maybe I will walk to work."

welikegifs



mhedlund



"See? Told you this ad wasn't wasn't too on the nose."

skibblez_n_zits