That reminds me of a time many years ago, when I had ignored a cold, and ended up at my doctor's office, as my asthma had kicked in to an alarming rate. They ended up calling an ambulance to take me to the hospital (which was a whole block and a half away, I could have walked ...) and it must have been a slow day because not only did the ambulance show up, so did a second ambulance, a firetruck and two police cars. So I was escorted out on a gurney that was nice and padded and had me in a relatively upright position, just lounging back a little, so I felt like Cleopatra, and gave a regal wave as the 5 very strapping, good-looking young men (and one older guy) wheeled me through the office. I comment to one of the gals in the office later, "It was a shame, as I am happily married, so all that was wasted on me," and she replied, "Trust me is wasn't wasted - some of us single ladies quite enjoyed the show!"
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