Wait, that is just the START.

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I lost a pair of glasses and put on a spare pair.


I went over to talk to Doris and she asked me why I had two pairs of glasses on my head.

One pair was on my nose, the other on the top of my head.

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I went to the supermarket and used the self check out. As I went to look for the codes on the veggies, I couldn't see.
I didn't have my glasses on my nose or on my head.

I managed to get checked out and began to worry about where I lost my specs.

I got to the car, looked all over and didn't see them. I got home and looked around the recliner, the table and everywhere else they may be. I grabbed my extra pair and promised to keep my eyes peeled.....

About an hour later I went to the bathroom and went to wash my hands.


There, hooked into the collar of my T-shirt, were the glasses I spent a few hours looking for......