Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
I''ll take one of the barkeep's countertop creations?

Being that I've been negligent in my duties here lately, Hey Barkeep:

What's the shortest distance between two puns?
I am not sure about the distance, but I know that the time between the pun and the groan is proportional to how bad the pun is.

So. Time X distance - when traveling in a car - has to do with the speed at which you are traveling - and how fast you can jump out of the car before being asked to do so.

(I am only allowed to sing on sundays, so I am not going to eopardize the ability to amuse myself around others?)

One scoop of vanilla bean, a shot of rum in butterscotch sauce.

Done?

CM,

One custard and coffee!

DONE!