You are not uncoordinated Sir Edward Lancelot , like Our Juke Joint Joseph you are a bit jumping and landing handicapped.
You are such a Handsome Cat , you look a lot like our Joey the Porch Cat who passed on last year.
You are such a Great Cat , the British Short Hair is so distinguished.

We of the Found Cat Hotel Found Cat Hotel in the colonies are pleased to send Our Congratulations to Our Newest Cat of the Day and a big pip pip cheerio Go to you Sir Edward Lancelot.

WE are all sending Our Canadian MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW W To Our Newest and Noblest Cat of The Day Sir Edward Lancelot , our New Friend.