Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
Barkeep,

Can I get a beer and a set of noseplugs?

Homemade pickles are great after they've set for a month or two, but the toll they take on your sinuses while cooking is something else!
LOL,
Hot vinegar?

One Cold Beer, done!

I can get the Orc to cover your eyes and hold you nose?
Nose plugs and goggles!

Oh my,

Plum Jam? Oh man, I just drooled all over my shirt. I remember the tartness of a good scoop over a hot, buttered piece of rye bread.

Me, Jealous?

I should say so!