Picture this (I was alone so no pic): I decide it is nap time and grab a pillow and blanket off the bed. I place the pillow on the couch and turn around to unfold the blanket. I turn back around and there is Bull stretched out with his head on my pillow. "fine we'll share the pillow and couch" I lay down next to Bull on my inch of couch and Bull promtly puts his head on my shoulder and snores right in my ear. Suddenly I get the dog form of "ahem" (an 80 lbs lab standing on my legs) "fine I'll move my legs so you can nap too" Now I'm laying on an inch of couch with my legs hanging off and Bull snoring in my ear. I finally get to sleep and the next thing I know BAM! I'm in the floor. Bull decided he needed to stretch his legs out and push me in the floor. "fine keep the couch I'll sleep down here"


Wait that is my weird sleeping. They have me trained well don't they!