http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/55...y-gun.html.csp

I love it.

I betcha JCP loved it too, underwear sales probably went up 300%.

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911, how can I help you?

Caller: I am here at JC Penney and I want to report a man with a large gun here in the store.....

911: A man with a gun?

C: Yes, a man with a large gun on his back.

911: And what is the man doing?

C: He's browsing the men's section, I think you need to send someone out here...

911: Exactly what is he doing?

C: He is standing at a display looking through the clothing there..

911: And where is the gun?

C: On his back.

911: On his back?

C: Yes, on his back.

911: Is he threatening people with it?

C: No, he is just shopping!

911: Shopping?

C: Shopping.

911: So, what is the emergency?

C: There is a man here with a gun on his back, shopping!

911: Shopping? Has he pointed the gun at anyone or threatened anybody?

C: No, but I am afraid.....It's a man with a gun, shopping!

911: Shopping?

C: Yes, shopping.

911: So....what is the emergency?

C: THERE IS A MAN AT JC PENNEY WITH A GUN ON HIS BACK, AND HE IS SHOPPING!

911: I'll send a car out to investigate..........