Dearest little Midget, what a lovely blue-eyed girl you are! We are so glad your Furrrever family found you in that church parking lot so they could take you Home. You are so sweet and soft, chatting with all your imaginary friends in the evening, and then it's bedtime Your Purrrsons love you and cherish you, and you love and cherish them back. You have the most wonderful home and family now, and we are so glad!
Congratulations, darling Midget,"the Midge", "Smidgy Girl", "CryBaby", "Midget Bidget Widget", "Midgy", "Smidget" or "the Midge Bucket", on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole loving family are having a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and your favorite treats and then telling your imaginary friends all about it.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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