Oh Chip, not on Christmas Eve!?! You must remember that around this time every year, our hoomins tend to get quite stressed out. They do a lot of wierd things like put stuff up all over the place, actually bring a real tree into the house, and do more shopping than the Catmobile kitty ladies at a shopping mall. Okay, here's the deal - make sure your cell phone is on so we can discuss your current situation and figure out exactly where you stand. It's Christmas Day so try to be good, okay?

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose