Hi Hobbit! A very happy Pet of the Day to you, your epic cuteness!
What an honor it is, having a much loved seasoned citizen, an utterly precious pony as our most deserving honoree! As others have said, I can hardly believe you are 31 years young! You still look like a youngster, so handsome, and are clearly still young at heart!
Everything about you is enchanting, Hobbit, from your mythical name, to your lovely homeland, to your fairy tale existence! It's wonderful knowing that a creature who has given so much to this world, to others, is able to live out his well earned retirement years in the lap of luxury, on gorgeous eight acres of land, with lots and lots of fresh green grass to nibble and rest on, being pampered to pieces! You have earned your regal status, Your Lordship, and I hope today (like every day), you are treated royally by all of your loyal subjects and countless adoring friends and fans! What a beautiful best friend your human has in you, sweetheart, and I hope for you and her/him, many more carefree, peaceful, happy years of shared love and companionship!
Lots of love to you, precious Hobbit! Please have your person give you a favorite treat, for me!