"Oh my, tatsxxx11! You are going to make me blush!"

"My name was a little joke on the people who are afraid of me! Silly people, if they weren't so scared they would realise how much I like you people! I mean, not only do I get snuggles, but I also get my food handed to me in my little blue bowl AND I can be as dirty as I want (just as long as I don't go wizzy winkles on any people)!"