Wait a second- I'm thinking of the office lunch room here. The coffee creamer (powder) comes in a plastic bottle, which is kept in a basket next to the coffee machine. The coffee maker is - uhmmm - a heat source.

Sign on exit door: "This door is alarmed from 7:00 PM to 7:00 AM." Yeah, and during the day the door is fearless.

PTers, you didn't know when you posted that I was going to need a good laugh today. But I did, and I'm glad you gave it to me! I do feel better now!