Rembrandt - portly? Cuddly is more the term, and cuddle you I would if I could, magnificent boy.

What a lovely story - a Senior adoption. Surely it was meant to be that a beautiful cat like you - a veritable masterpiece - could find your furrever home surrounded by such love and adoration. Fitting indeed for such a well-bred and very well behaved boy with impeccable manners.

Congrats on being our wonderful and inspirational senior adoptee COTD, darling Rembrandt. And may you have many, many happy years ahead.