11a. If you want the best chair in the house, you will have to move me, the cat.
11b. It is my house. I only allow you to live here because you have opposable thumbs.
11c. I don't do leftovers.
11d. have I taught you nothing about the importance of a clean bathroom?!
11e. I can communicate volumes without making a sound.

And the one thing I know for sure...
11f. I am the cat. I am very hard to leave. I am very easy to come home to!