OK, 8:30pm and Mom is in bed. That second martini just did her in.
Tomorrow morning it's Canadian bacon and eggs, hash browns and toast along with 151% rum on the coffee. We've started Christmas Day on that note ever since I was a yungun'.....

Orc, you silly boy. What?? You expect me to crawl on your lap?? Not on your life.

Yes Karen, it's the type of booze in the drink. To me, I can't taste the difference.