So I asked my brother what his cat Max wanted for Christmas.

http://catoftheday.com/archive/2011/October/17.html

He sent me this list:

  1. Water left on in bathroom sink.
  2. Larger portions at mealtime
  3. Permission to scratch anything I want.
  4. No more putting treats in that darn that you have to roll around to get the treats out.
  5. No more trimming claws without permission.
  6. No more being forced to travel in that little plastic box you stuff me in, you try riding in that crummy thing for 2 hours.
  7. I want to eat as much grass as I want, whenever I want.
  8. Tell the old guy that we visit that I am not a dog and resent being treated as such:-D (my dad)
  9. More visits with my original foster mother.
  10. I want to see my sibs!
  11. What happened to that big yellow fuzzy thing I use to rub on? (Casey )
  12. Please clean my litter box more often and don’t use the cheap dusty stuff.