Oh, and the reason I had such a good time, is because I really had the "good line", of all the lines in the store. They break up the different sections and have different areas and lines for all of them. The line I was in was full of very happy, fun, interesting, helpful folks. One lady asked me to save her spot while she used the restroom and I did. She trusted me enough, which was nice (and I guess pretty rare on Black Friday...I'm told it brings out the primal beast in people). I bought a newspaper and let the folks around me have the section of their choice.

Aparently the laptop line was crazy, and a fist-fight broke out, and there were LOTS of people kicked out of the store for trying to swipe and hide items before the sale hit. I didn't see anything bad happen, it never happened near where I was. There were armed officers everywhere. Someone accidentally bumped their buggy into my ankle and it really hurt, I said "OUCH", and she came over and hugged me and told me she was so sorry. I guess I just had really good luck and I created only good things from my shopping experience.