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    weird science

    my dad talks to me
    news sports and science but he
    really likes physics
    -------
    "the laws of physics
    and a cat, let's see what they
    both have in common"
    -------
    inertia, force and
    velocity, i think these
    dont apply to me!
    -------
    an object (me) tends
    to stay at rest until i
    decide i should move
    -------
    an object (me) tends
    to move with velocity
    please watch where you step
    -------
    my inertia stops
    when i decide to let you
    give me some loving
    -------
    gravity does win
    when i decide i want to
    take a real long nap
    -------
    friction slows me down
    when i want to rub against
    your legs while you stand
    -------
    i've taught dad that things
    that i knock off of the shelf
    fall at the same rate
    -------
    i made dad a smart
    man showing him science does
    not apply to cats
    Last edited by RICHARD; 12-30-2002 at 07:55 PM.

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