Logan: Zam! Guess what! You turned 10 today!
Zam: What??


Zam: *face plant*


Guess I'll just do what I always do.... zzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz.....


...zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz......


....ZZZZZZZZ.......


Hey! Can't a girl enjoy her birthday without the flashy box paparazzi??


Maybe they won't find me in here.....


But let me know when you cut the cake!!