Dear Mz. Ritzy,

I am sitting on Mom's lap while she is typing this to make sure she gets everything exactly right. I'm very flattered that you asked for pictures of me - unfortunately, my Mom got her digital camera for Christmas and most of the pictures of me show me wearing some ridiculous Santa Hat or with a big white bow stuck on my head. (It was Christmas, after all, so I decided to humor her!)

I will demand some more dignified poses in the next photo shoot so that you can see my true handsomeness.
Your tuxedo wearing admirer,

Squirt



Edit: aaaaarrrggghhh!!! stupid picture linking! *grumble*