LOL, my mom would agree with you Sandie! Her two dogs are always finding something nasty and disgusting to roll in. They live out in the country, so there is horse manure readily available to them. One time Pepsi, the bigger dog, found a spot where a skunk had sprayed and rolled in it. Lovely!! And Little Bit likes to roll in the spot on the driveway where the car has sat and leaked oil. She is also the white one!
But they do seem to feel better after a bath. Maybe because they are clean and have a fresh pallate to get dirty?