Barkeep, I'll take something tall and loaded with alcohol.....

Now I've gone to a new low, I called the media to tell them about an event and agreed to be interviewed (IF the person I told them to interview doesn't agree to it.....not my party, I'm just helping)

So, if unfortunately I wind up on camera, have a drink or 10 for me. I'll even re-stock the bar after I empty it.