GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE TREE! QUICK! RIGHT NOW! GET IT OUT!

Oh - wait - the cat has one green eye and one blue eye - and very pretty eyes at that. Oh - I see - it's Maggie, the cat that is spreading white Christmas and joy all over Texas, that tiny state way down south.

It is okay, then. Stay in the tree, beautiful Maggie.

HO! HO! HO!