Dear hurricane Irene,

You're not affecting me, but I would appreciate it if you'd leave all the PT'ers and my other friends along the east coast alone.

Love,
Bri


Dear UT,

Build another parking garage.

Bri


Dear Knoxville drivers,

What the HECK are you on? Learn how to drive!!! I've not even had a license yet and I can drive better than y'all!

Annoyed,
Bri