I need some advice. My human has lost her meow! She hasn't meowed since yesterday morning. She can still go sniff and kuf kuf kuf and ah-CHOO and make a tissue go HONK!, but meow she can't - not to me, not in the shower, not on the phone, not even when she turns on the machine that makes sounds and makes her walk around all funny. That almost always makes her meow.

I looked in her backpack, the boiler room, the kitchen cabinets, and under the bed, but I don't think it's there. Has your human ever misplaced her meow? Where did she leave it? I'm stumped!

Love, Smudge