Wow - this place is jumping! It's that Peep season - gets into everyone's blood.

Oh, now that is a good martini and I didn't think it would be as I usually like my chocolate dark and straight up! Wom, you are doing good.......

Do we have some new bar patrons? Do you know the rule about telling just one good joke - and then you are a member for life?

We need some new good jokes anyway - so go for it.

Oh, that stand over in the corner is to hold the candles that we can light for Richard praying that all will go well for him and Doris too. Please help yourselves. There are candles and matches by the stand.

No Orc, those candles are not for your birthday....besides you have already had two birthday celebrations this month (he ought to be 212 by now with all of these celebrations).