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with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....
.......Barbara Walters Fully Inflatable Life Sized Dolls." Just then Bonny showed up dressed in her favourite lavender dress. "What IS going on ?" she yelled. "Sour mash whiskey....inflatable dolls.....red tractors....Cuban cigars....Playboy magazines. This is disgusting.
Bill, who do you think you are ?? Hugh Heffner ??? I'm reporting this to Phelpsie Honeypie at the Westbro Baptist Church". Bill, deeply embarrassed, blurts out "But what about Wom ?" Bonny snaps back "Wom is not involved in all of this tomfoolery, he is sitting over there on your own woodstand. A perfect Saint he is, a credit to the decent men of this world."
"Oh but...." Bill continues " I..............

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