Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....
....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........

$5.00 a gallon