Me and 6 friends were having a "study" party the other day, but we didn't exactly get much done. Me and my one friend had to leave earlier, so we snuck around the back of the house and kept banging all the windows. All the people inside got really scared, it was hysterical. But that wasn't April Fools Day.

I tried to get my teacher to tell two of my friends they're failing, but she said it was too mean. I need to think of something else before the day is over.