Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosey O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the

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