For a while she was putting human itch cream on my hot spot. That's fine - it cools the itch, even if it does make my fur fall out. But then she got a package in the mail, and started putting FOOD on my hot spot! Really good, pure fat - "emu oil" she calls it - and instead of just letting me lick it off her fingers, she rubs it on my sore! I keep trying to show her that it belongs on my tongue, but she just doesn't get it, and it gets all over my beautiful fur. Until I manage to communicate to her that this stuff tastes far too good to waste on a hot spot, I'll probably be sporting a spiky do. She tried to get a picture, so I moved in close to help, and she just said "I give up!"
Love, a rather disreputable-looking Smudge
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