Years ago I was working for a mining company as a prospector, searching for copper. We always worked in teams of two, a geologist and an assistant....I was the assistant and worked with a geologist by the name of John Smith.

One day we found ourselves about 100 miles away from base camp, with still more work to complete in the area we'd been designated.
So rather than take the long drive back, we decided to stay in a motel in a tiny little outback town.

When we were booking in, the innkeeper asked our names.....John replied "John Smith", I replied "John Browne".....we got some pretty weird looks from the innkeeper....LOLOL