I know this is cliche, but I hate to think that I ever evolved from some gross monkey/ape.....

If we evolved from apes, how come we still have apes?

I know its a total cliche....but I just really don't like monkeys, they creep me out.

BTW, I love the telemarketer ideas! You can also put THEM on hold until the operator breaks in with that recording. With you not hanging up, they can't call out on that line!!

Just tell them to hold....and go eat dinner.