Well I called the county Animal services...and...
Thank you Lane County Animal Services lady for suggesting I get another F-ing cat because mine is skittish. Also charging a $100 deposit for a trap is completely ridiculous. Eat a big fat *expletive deleted* :P. At least Greenhill Humane Society is willing to help! In a couple of days I'll be able to rent a trap and hopefully catch my wayward kitty.

*sigh* I hope the trap works and that some *expletive* doesn't turn Hoodini in to Animal control. I don't have the over $200 "release fee" they want to charge if they "find" him. Trust me, if he does end up there for some odd reason I'll sell every thing I have to get him back.

I think that talking with the neighbors (most of them seem really nice) will help prevent this. There are quite a few outdoor, fixed cats out and about so I'm thinking if they know whose cat Hoodini is they'll just leave him alone and let me trap him.

Dang cat!!!!!