I was wondering . . . could you leave a trail of bits of salmon, leading up to . . . someplace you can corner him? And then leave a pile of salmon at the end? By now he must be hungry. Salmon is a good bait. Maybe you have a porch, and leave that door open, lure him in, close him in the porch and then catch him from there.

Hoodini, enough already, get back home!