Hi guys,
What's this I hear that you two are still getting into trouble at home? According to what I heard from your Meowmie, you broke the window blind slat while trying to swing on it then broke a dish in the process.

When Buddy, Poppy, Elmer, Mac, and I talked to you about your antics at home we thought you both listened to us and got the message. Apparently not.

You guys are very fortunate kitties with a Meowmie who loves you and a nice home where everything you need is provided. Yet you keep causing mayhem!

It's time to start planning our Catmobile Holiday trip. We don't want you to miss out but unless you both clean up your act, and I do mean right now, we'll have no choice but to listen to your Meowmie and go along with her decision to keep you home.

There's still time so please behave!

Your friend,
Groucho