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One day at work, an african grey parrot was giving me a particularly hard time while cleaning his cage. I wasn’t feeling particularly generous, so while preparing his food, I neglected to include his favorite treat. After I placed the bowl in his cage, he inspected it, looked me straight in the eye and said “wanna peanut?”. IMMD, and he totally got his peanut!
Earlier my cat came running up the stairs on my sidewalk with something fuzzy in his mouth, i thought he got a bird or something, turned out it was a tiny kitten that he sat gently in my lap and ran off, he did this 6 more times, turns out the kittens were his and he wanted to show them off IMMD
With the dry weather lately, my cat has been extra static-y. As a show of endearment, I often touch my index finger to his nose. Being static-y I keep shocking him and he’s started shying away from my hand. The other day I came home from work exhausted and collapsed into bed. My cat curled up next to me, studied me thoughtfully and gingerly tapped my nose with his paw a half dozen times. Guess he wanted to see if it worked both ways?
One of my cats got sick. We put him in the bathroom so he wouldn’t puke on the carpet. (NOT the part that MMD.) When I went to check on him, I noticed my kitten’s toy in there. He had pushed it under the door to give his big brother something to play with…presumably to make him feel better. It was so sweet, IMMD.
Today, I went down the hallway to get a drink from the fridge. I suddenly heard my cat (who’s pretty fat) meowing, but couldn’t see her until I turned the light on in the family room. She was practically next to me, but had somehow managed to stuff herself into a box 1/3 her size, and was meowing because she was hungry. Not because she wanted out of the box. At least she had her priorities straight. IMMD.
I left my new dog alone at home for the first time. When I returned, I found she had managed to pull a blanket inside of her kennel… Through a 1-inch hole. IMMD.
Today I asked my cat, “Who’s a kitty?” She promptly meowed, “Me…” IMMD.